The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019, Presented by Verizon Wireless
Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network.
Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network.
To help bring in the younger audience, the flock is now allowed to respond to “The Lord be with you” with “OK boomer.”
Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.
Have you ever heard of the term "self-fulfilling prophecy?" Maybe the cross is made of some kind of metal that vampires are sensitive to.
We appreciate you allowing Goodman & Forsythe the opportunity to review your fantasy novel, Bible. Unfortunately, it is not right for us at this time.
We want our employees to look virtually identical so if one disappears (I mean "calls out") we can just sub someone else into that role.
Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well, I for one think that You should not.
An amazing opportunity to find quiet time and space for spiritual healing is as you sink to the ground clutching a fatal stab wound.
Just touching base with you on this month’s miracles. As you know, miracles are one of our key performance indicators this quarter.
Our relationship was mutually beneficial: I gave him a son—Yngvar—and he told me my dress wasn’t “too Coachella.”
Mario is the lust for violence incarnate wrapped in a disguise of respectability. Those green pipes you see are hardly plumbing simulators.
Amish teens form a circle and, when called upon, can choose either Truth or Dairy, two equally adored pastimes.