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Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy and sacrifices everything. How are we supposed to change society if we keep glorifying these shitty images?

You think I didn’t see your ass (which was nude) swimming in Camp Crystal Lake? You know I drowned in there? That’s just disrespectful.

‘Twas something of a bloodbath, all told, but was this not what thou asked for? Well, Happy Father’s Day.

Don’t kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, but if you did, I’m sure it was an unfortunate accident during crossbow practice.

Three tricycles, $170.00? What does a man need with three tricycles? I’ve never once seen him exercise!

Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?

All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.

My motivation was killed by me throwing my phone out the window when my alarm went off for the fifth time and I didn’t want to get up for a run.

Someone exclaims, "Who did this?" Someone else yells, "How did they do this?" You look around and ask, "Why did they do this?"

The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...

Your parents’ casual acquaintances, who they always promise to make plans with but never do. Your parents’ parents, if they’re like, still around.

Starting to feel claustrophobic? Great! That’s precisely how you should feel as you fake deliberate the fate of a human being.