We Are Rejecting Your Ballot Because You Did Not Include Shrek Ears Over the “S” in Your Signature
The signature we have on file features Shrek ears over the "s" in an apparent reference to the 2001 DreamWorks film starring Mike Myers.
The signature we have on file features Shrek ears over the "s" in an apparent reference to the 2001 DreamWorks film starring Mike Myers.
Yankee Candle's “Slow Burn” -- Put a Yankee Candle procedural on and let the stock characters and soothing storylines melt your stress away.
Mina, it's me Drac! 479 is the new 35! Please message me back. I’m going batshit crazy without you.
I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.
Simon says please welcome the presidential candidates with any sort of noises you find appropriate—bearing in mind their last performance.
These two American staples have a lot in common: trials, tribulation, love, even amputation. How many will you get right?
Jigsaw sunk into a deep depression after realizing that no one is ever in the mood "to play a game" anymore, especially over Zoom.
"Pups Go Camping" - The PAW Patrol round-up protestors, immigrants, and intellectuals to take to a mandatory camp in the woods.
I come from a long line of well-known, obnoxious sounds. My father was the blast from a cruise ship, my uncle was the exhaust rattle of a Harley.
What’s that? Did you have your hand up, Brian? You’re muted, Brian. No, you’re still muted. Never mind. We don’t have time for this.
You like dark clothing and hate anything that smacks of hierarchy, unless it’s a revolutionary army. You’re a bit of an underdeveloped trope.
Unfortunately, even if I found the perfect pair of running shoes and I was the fastest man in the world, I wouldn’t be able to outrun the truth.