We Will Be Filming on Your Street Tomorrow for a Show That You and All Your Friends Will Really Hate!
The main characters will be named Tad, Morglee, Suppa, and Caldwater. They are all incredibly hot but still unpleasant to look at.
The main characters will be named Tad, Morglee, Suppa, and Caldwater. They are all incredibly hot but still unpleasant to look at.
Two friends book a cabin with two beds on Airbnb, but upon arriving they realize the second bed is actually a yoga mat with a blanket and pillow.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
Every one of His punchlines, every expression He makes to elicit a laugh must be met with an unequivocal, unmistakable outburst. Or else.
Now every time I walk, they thump a loafer on a piece of linoleum. I mean dammit, their timing is perfect but you know I’m sensitive about my gait.
I’m talking secrets. Intrigue. Betrayal. A young Penn Badgley. Oh, yeah. I rented "Margin Call." What do you mean, “What’s that?”
★★ I’ve never seen a movie with so much dancing that’s not a musical. I’m so glad Six Flags isn’t a real place.
’m going to run, jump, and climb over anything that stands between me and other people thinking good thoughts about me.
What exciting interpretations will these visionaries have for my scoliosis, receding hairline, and fallen arches?
I leaned in super slowly for a kiss when… her freaking precocious daughter popped in so that we could taste the cookies she made.
For everyone telling me to get over it? Remember that I was juiced! As a child!
For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!