Movies and TV

Tag: Movies and TV

Upon being assigned your case, they don’t ask how you want to plead, they ask if you were introduced in the first or second act.

This morning, a chiseled man with a safari shirt and dimples deep as the Mariana Trench emerged from the jungle. “Come on in,” he beckoned.

My shadow grows long on the playa, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare utter “Missy Elliot is kinda mid.”

Remember the opening scene from "The Dark Knight"? That was one of ours.

Tech Check: Celebs reflect on life, love and their rise to the top while being interrupted by their grandfather asking for help with his smartphone.

Undergo hypnosis therapy: you can’t lose time recalling an actor’s name if you never knew their name to begin with.

Name: Dick Van Dyke Species: Jerk Physical Appearance: Tall and rude. Personality: Straight white man.

It is May 10, 2008. I am nine years old. I purchase the book Frindle from Hastings Entertainment Store. My mind grows fat off its teachings.

I nearly turned it off three times. But if you just stick with it for episode two... that’s the juicy part.

Soon, I’ll have to decide which to marry. For now, we do a lot of courtship. One of them might stare at me, and I stare back.

Lower back pain that sets in after approximately half an hour of immobility.

Conclave: Based on the summary that my childless friend gave while dropping off a tray of lasagna, I found this story unnecessarily hard to follow.