What Your Favorite Deity Says About You, After We Called and Asked
Ganesh, God of New Beginnings: I'm all for New Year's resolutions, but I bet you ten rupees she uses that annual yoga studio pass exactly once.
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First-Degree Burns from a First Grader
Kid: I like your new shirt, Mama! Me: Thanks! Kid: I like how it makes you look like you have a big baby in your belly.
Would You Rathers After a Year in Quarantine
Would you rather send that one email you have to send for work today, or deep clean all the grout in your entire home?
Beekeeper Suit or Fencing Uniform?
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
The Exact Cause and Date of Your Death Based on Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
12 Charles Dickens Characters Who Are Handling the Current Socioeconomic Climate Just Fine
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
Reviews of the Mysterious Glowing Orb
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
Things Said at a Backyard BBQ or Scotland Yard Murder Investigation?
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Johnson & Johnson Vaccine or RC Cola?
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Normal Clothes, Explained
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
“The Toys Are Sleeping” and Other Lies I Tell My Toddler
"The cat is sleeping right now. Use your quiet voice." / He’s not, but he’s 107 in people years. Stop screaming in his face.
7 Reasons You Should Check Out the Science Lab in Josh’s Basement
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.