When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.
Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.
I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
This room also differs from other rooms in the home in that it features multiple bronze Paul Reiser statues bolted directly to the floor.
If these walls could talk, they'd talk incessantly about themselves while never asking you any questions about yourself.
Take a few breaths, now a few more breaths. Are you really wheezing already? That was only the second trip to the U-Haul.
Every year we live in fear of predatory rent hikes by turkey vulture-owned management companies.
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?
And your little ghost friends? They can’t spend the night. All of you swirling around in a big circle above the roof.
We’ll enforce basic duel-to-death etiquette, which basically seems to mean making sure one party dies (Hamilton is available on Disney+, by the way).