Decor Themes to Elevate Your Airbnb
Make entering your Airbnb a confrontational experience. Rude, even.
Make entering your Airbnb a confrontational experience. Rude, even.
Everyone in the house could be pissing at the exact same time, which is something you could do if you wanted.
Be tidy. If you have showered in body fluids, towel off before excursions.
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
Bob Vila: Nazi Hunter: Bob Vila is back, but he’s done fixing old houses; he’s fixing the errors of the Nuremberg trials.
Not to be a prude, but when you’re loud late at night it keeps me awake when I’m trying to sleep.
At 8 PM on Thursday, my basketball hoop is going to look brand-spanking new. I don’t have to care about your family or your kids.
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
With your current design, there’s no way to know if someone is approaching. I don’t think a homeowner should ever put himself in a situation like that.
“James, how did it get to this point?” I don’t know. I noticed some mold a while back, but nothing more aggressive than the average moist home.
I love how the natural light comes through the house. It gives whoever wants to break in a little sneak peek of what they’re missing you know?
Not only are my kitchen cabinets sticky and brown, but they contain condos for giant cockroaches who never pay HOA dues.