Whitney Houston is Smoking Crack in My Kitchen
We're responding to a 911 call by a local homeless man named Copernicus Thunderbird. He claims that the ghost of Whitney Houston is stealing his crack cocaine.
Tag: Houses
10 Things I Hate about You, My Neighbor
College apartments are made out of paper, shitty music, and broken glass, but what really makes them suck is the other residents.
The Time-Honored College Apartment
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Welcome to the Neighborhood
When your new downstairs neighbor issues you a list of grievances longer than Luther's 95 Theses, you know you're on the shit list.