We’re the Founding Fathers and Actually? We Invented Modern Democracy as a Joke
We are really vibing with 2020. We just had bubble tea for the first time! Back when we were alive, tea was just this, like, sad British thing.
Tag: History
History’s Most Brutal Online Reviews
The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.
How to Tell Your Boyfriend You Don’t Want to Return with Him from the Underworld
Listen, we’ve all been there. Relationships aren’t all grapes, private lyre performances, and lounging like statues in an acropolis.
Spend a Romantic Weekend Hiking and Riding Centaurs at Branbury Farms
Let our four-legged friends teach you about their traditions, long history, or the way to make the best apple cider you've ever had (a Branbury guarantee).
Famous LinkedIn Pages of History
With a quick hand and keen eye, Betsy Ross can help you with all your sewing needs. She specializes in the flags of fledgling nations at war.
An Open Plea from Aloysius Lilius, Inventor of the Gregorian Calendar
Do you want to use the Julian calendar? Because I can make that happen tomorrow. Whenever tomorrow is on that mess.
An Oral History of the Monster Mash
Igor: The Lab was like a Studio 54 for ghouls and goblins, before we could be open about who we are. We were always coming up with new dances.
The Unauthorized Biography of Barky Malone
The book mentions a reoccurring nightmare of his, where Bigfoot would chase him across an endless plain, demanding he fill out a brief survey.
Ground Rules for the Low-Stakes Time Machine
You can’t go back in time to kill Hitler, but you can go back to start your watercolor hobby earlier so you’d be at a more intermediate level now.
Hallmark Channel Original Movie or Firsthand Account of the Battle of Gettysburg?
These two American staples have a lot in common: trials, tribulation, love, even amputation. How many will you get right?
I’m Mozart, Damnit, Don’t Just Leverage Me for Studying
My music isn't something you stomach for the sake of increased brain function. Save that for the cod liver oil.
A Correspondence Between an Enterprising Engineer and the Chicago World’s Fair Commission of 1893
I call my contraption "Four Score and Seven Thrills Ago: Honest Abe’s Adventures in American Aviation." I look forward to hearing from you!