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I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?

Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.

You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.

- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano

The irony is that your mushroom superfood promises me more energy, which I wish I had now, so I could resist ordering it.

We mourn the loss of Avocado, survived by literally everything else in the kitchen.

I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it

Neither of us like wasabi, but these are wasabi with cinnamon and pineapple, so I have a feeling the other two flavors will overpower the wasabi.

Now I’m halfway to the table, and this bowl is burning my fucking hands off.

Over our long history, we’ve made countless non-changes to our product, from refusing to add any flavor to churning out the same muddy texture.

I was out of eye of newt, so I substituted rainbow sprinkles. Spell did not work. 0/5 broomsticks

- “Economically anxious” strawberries - The blackberries of our discontent - The raspberries of road rage