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Your constant, unprovoked deductive reasoning is making the other guests uncomfortable. There is no mystery, Holmes. Just mimosas.

The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!

From what Eric told me before his cell phone cut out, these bottles are entirely worth the extra eight months of R&D.

We appreciate you're probably busy. And trust us, we're normally never this needy in ransoms.

Shoes off, coat off, valuables off before entering the performance area, if you please, sir. We're not like other improv troupes, you know.

I’m Donny Doublethink. I’m the wise guy who always holds two opposite and completely contradictory opinions at the same time.

I didn't think much of it when we got a tip that the script was sitting in the bottom of a wastebasket in a Starbucks bathroom on Milwaukee Ave.

I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?

This is also likely to explain why the film remains banned in over 107 countries, including the United States.

"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."

I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.

I intended to flee, but did not expect to crawl through what appears to be two and a half football fields worth of human shit.