A Letter from Ginger, the Crime-Solving Tabby of “The Maple Tree Mysteries” Book Series
My life has been nothing but cutesy crime solving and I’m over it. I’d rather get spayed again than have to solve one more cozy mystery.
My life has been nothing but cutesy crime solving and I’m over it. I’d rather get spayed again than have to solve one more cozy mystery.
I don’t know why you are laughing and saying, “sure man, okay” when I relate to you that I had stunning paramours in every major city in Europe.
I didn’t help break into the Banco de España to see these delicious snacks I’ve generously prepared go to waste.
Experts discuss the latest lake tragedy: the uptick in water quality issues of Pennsylvania’s second-largest lake due to an increase in boat usage!
I cannot help but feel like the law is on the side of the cold-blooded decapods of this world who travel willy-nilly from shell to shell.
Our whole supply chain is wrecked: the price of a getaway car is sky high and gas costs for said car are now at an astronomical level.
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.
I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.
I was awoken by the sounds of you two screaming at each other. People make less noise being shanked in the shower.
Just then my pocket horn dinged: a strange photograph of my office front door. No wonder Lorna’s under-dainties were in a bunch.