Episode Titles and Descriptions for a New and Overlong True-Crime Series
Experts discuss the latest lake tragedy: the uptick in water quality issues of Pennsylvania’s second-largest lake due to an increase in boat usage!
Experts discuss the latest lake tragedy: the uptick in water quality issues of Pennsylvania’s second-largest lake due to an increase in boat usage!
I cannot help but feel like the law is on the side of the cold-blooded decapods of this world who travel willy-nilly from shell to shell.
Our whole supply chain is wrecked: the price of a getaway car is sky high and gas costs for said car are now at an astronomical level.
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.
I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.
I was awoken by the sounds of you two screaming at each other. People make less noise being shanked in the shower.
Just then my pocket horn dinged: a strange photograph of my office front door. No wonder Lorna’s under-dainties were in a bunch.
You have family wealth and a car that turns into a plane, whereas I am $73,000 in debt with a degree in Applied Puzzles from Gotham University.
The final, most difficult step of my plan: don't act like a total creepy freak in front of other people all the time ever again.
There's no way I'm going to pass the anchor-shaped keychain I got from my beach trip.