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Cement Mixer Swivel Chair - Once your guests sink into the metal drum, they won’t want (or be able) to get up!

After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.

You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.

I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.

My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.

When I go to work people assume, just because I drive an ice cream truck, that I must really love ice cream, or that I sell ice cream.

In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since.

We saved lives, and now it’s safe again to watch Snow White without worrying that the theater will be overrun by pointy-eared monsters and explode.

Let's not let a few small incidents of homicide overshadow the fact we recently installed washer-dryers in every single apartment.

Maybe you thought being stinky was intentional on my part, like I decided my “gimmick” is that I’m the bank robber who stinks?

Mystery Inc is an LLC, and you're your shareholders' puppets: driving from town to town, pushing out the little guys so big business can take over.

The mortician had examined Mr. Bear’s three major organs: the soft and cuddly organ, the unconditional love organ, and of course, the colon.