Five Tips for Being Locked in a Trunk
I’ve been locked in a trunk so many times I’m startin’ to think I’m a set of jumper cables!
Rich is a public schoolteacher and semi-pro bartender in NYC. His work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, CollegeHumor, Nutria, and probably some other places. At one point he wrote for television, and he wouldn't be opposed to doing so again.
I’ve been locked in a trunk so many times I’m startin’ to think I’m a set of jumper cables!