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At first, I was frightened of you, unsure of your intentions, and your driving style did nothing to calm me.

3. Lisa’s dad: Mr. Hardaway is a Lyft driver. Here is what that means: top-notch amenities.

I know it’s not very masculine, but it’s really more for my family than anything. I would have gone with a bigger one if not for my wife.

My mom has always wanted me to lift cars like she did: a hatchback off my sister, an SUV off my brother, and the family van off me.

Instead of buying a latte, deposit $5,000 in an IRA. Do that every single day and within less than a year you’ll have nearly a million dollars!

I know what you're thinking: how do you think holding another bikini car wash is appropriate when we haven’t cleaned up the blood from the last one?

I cannot forgive you for making me spend what would have been my final year at Hogwarts shitting in the woods.

ROUND 1 The Country: Gave us Major League Baseball The Hispanics: Gave us Big Papi Winner: The Hispanics

Here's how it works: use the app to locate the nearest stack of tires and a pole that I've dropped off all across the city. Then assemble!

5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.

Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!

Workin' at the Car Wash Ride – Just a way we got free labor by asking parkgoers to buff all the scratches out of the Bad Bad Leroy Brown Bumper Car.