Colleagues Agree, the Season’s Hottest Lunch Break Destination Is Your Car
Sure, you could drive to pick up some $20 mix of ingredients haphazardly thrown into a flimsy bowl by a hungover college sophomore.
Sure, you could drive to pick up some $20 mix of ingredients haphazardly thrown into a flimsy bowl by a hungover college sophomore.
This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.
Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.
I mean, surely five minutes have already passed since I started this internal monologue. Oh, it’s only been 30 seconds? Well.
The very moment I use my turning signal I will be blasted sky-high. You can imagine the headache this has brought upon me.
You programmed the screens to only play "The Fast and the Furious"—my favorite movie... in 2006.
In 200 feet, check the mirror to ensure your child hasn’t escaped the car seat like a little Gen Alpha Houdini.
I’m here to take away, bogeyman-style, all the excitement that you had when you walked into my small windowless office of torture.
Those crashing car sensor lights that have been flashing in your side mirror for 12 miles now? That’s all me, man.
10-4: Truckers believe that it is bad luck to say the number 40 because this was the number of years the Israelites wandered in the desert.
Instead of focusing on what the driver hit (a tree), or nearly hit (another tree), remember to notice the things they didn’t hit.
Shaniqua is a life coach. When she asks, “What’s your destination?” she doesn’t mean on this trip; she’s talking about your life’s journey.