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Even when I call shotgun, I’m still belted into the driver’s seat because that’s how badly we’re micro-managed.

Uber Parents: Be too readily available, allowing your children to summon you at any hour of the day or night.

I can't really tell from the photo—is it an attractive car? Will adult men try to jump on top of my car whenever I'm stopped at a light?

Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.

"When we stop for snacks, don't buy the Cookies 'N' Creme Hershey's bar. I bought one last year after my soccer tournament and it made me gag."

Champs count on the only tire to receive MMA Magazine’s “Most Ultimate Tire” one year in a row.

A drive-in movie theater in the sky – Danny and Sandy already went to a drive-in movie on land, so it only makes sense.

You might be thinking, "There will surely be other sales or even another Toyotathon soon." Well, you'd be a category-A asshole to think that.

The keyless key fob is another amazing tool, even though I constantly have to search the house because my dumb husband lost it again.

Irritable Parent: “I SAID, turn right. Am I doing this for my health? You wanted to get to 1862 Forestway Boulevard North"

Listen to your yelp as you touch my hot leather seats. Feel the burn, baby. I can feel the panic rising in your breath.

Can’t seem to think of a good slogan. “Minnesota: Chug It Down!” No, that’s not it. “Minnesota: Everybody in the Pool!” Closer, but still no.