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I cannot forgive you for making me spend what would have been my final year at Hogwarts shitting in the woods.

ROUND 1 The Country: Gave us Major League Baseball The Hispanics: Gave us Big Papi Winner: The Hispanics

Here's how it works: use the app to locate the nearest stack of tires and a pole that I've dropped off all across the city. Then assemble!

5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.

Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!

Workin' at the Car Wash Ride – Just a way we got free labor by asking parkgoers to buff all the scratches out of the Bad Bad Leroy Brown Bumper Car.

That hood and the entire car frame is made out of Gorilla Glass, the material you smudge every day and crack every other week on your iPhone screen.

Wheelies, track stands, and riding with no hands are allowed only in the Fun Lane between 14th to 23rd Street along 9th Avenue.

The meaning of life is being in a bathtub, no matter what the circumstances are. It’s joining a group to roll a beached whale back into the sea.

You don't release a fleet of driverless vehicles on a city and not expect someone to try to lasso one and wrestle it to a stop.

I am the only one in my sphere of influence who has a truck that hauls ass. As such, my friends frequently call me to haul some ass for them.

What’s the bigger crime: abducting a federal worker or letting someone live without riding Apollo’s Chariot, one of the Garden’s 8 coasters?