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Where are all the people who keep saying you look like Dr. Evil? Who cares! You have to survive a -40 degree blizzard by finding a cave to sleep in!

I “loved” your announcement on Facebook, and left a comment about how excited I am for you. > I find your friendship exhausting.

Things got worse after I said my favorite R.E.M. song was “Shiny Happy People.” He got so angry that I thought his slim body was going to overheat.

26. Obscure form of communication you use to reach out to your ex after they’ve blocked you everywhere else:

My men and I were subjected to the cruelest act of bullying the world has ever seen, simply because we were singing songs of the Fatherland.

Let go. Really, just let go. The truth will come. Sometimes a fart will come. A fart is just another kind of truth. #yogaeverydamnday

It’s part of a system called “Symbiotic Habitation via Environmental Design,” or SHED. It’s also called SHED because it’s basically just a shed.

"Senior": You’re over 70 and must get your pills organized in that little plastic box with the SMTWTFS lids.

Step 21: Start by googling quotes about running, a weird number of which are from the Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami.

Let this dry skin mask sit for 30 minutes while you contemplate why everyone else's bully peaked in high school but Claire is now an Instagram celeb.