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Clapping is the least we can do to show our appreciation that we didn’t end up pancaked against the side of a mountain.

Families traveling with children can begin boarding, at this time. Is anyone here thinking of having children? You, too, are welcome to line up.

You’re in the top one percent of all naval aviators, with "a need, a need for speed." But I think you have a serious need for fiscal responsibility.

- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)

WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?

Look, airplanes shouldn’t be constantly flying around a building in the first place.

We will be booking you at the nearest available destination: a desolate mountainside, now viewable if you look out the left side of the aircraft.

How does one appropriately reply to “have a safe flight”? “I, too, hope I make it to my destination intact.”

Whatever your personal weird fucking deal is, it won’t end well for you, so best not try to start it with us.

Non-stop service from Dunkin Brands/Boston International Airport to Paramount++ Presents The Mummy VI/Hollywood Burbank Airport.

Time to get these shoes and socks off, settle in, and make myself at home. The air helps my feet breathe.

What’s the deal with rattles nowadays? Seems to me like a poor excuse for jangly keys! Oh, wait– can someone bring me a bottle?