List: Top 10 Grown-Up Salary Jobs You Can Excel at While Simultaneously Homeschooling Your Children, Allowing Time for Things like Sleep

10. None

9. Not a One

8. Nope

7. Not That One

6. Or This One Either

5. Worth a Shot, But No

4. Not The One In a Box

3. Not Even the One for Fox

2. There Are No Jobs Like This

1. Quantum Physicist Able to Bend Time Back Onto Itself