My Dad Toiled Away as a Lawyer So I Could Have a Better Life as a Plumber
I finally broke the family cycle of white-collar suffering that stretched back sixteen generations.
Tag: Jobs
We’re Skeleton Minions, and We’re Tired of Our Necromancer Boss Working Us to the Bone
Xarkax denied us our pre-scheduled lunch break, citing breaching the castle walls as the main priority. Just because we do not have the biological need to eat does not mean we do not appreciate an allotted time to socialize.
Classified Listings for Things I Don’t Want to Do
NOW HIRING: Pest Control Specialist / Wearer of Big-Ass Doc Martens
Corporate Layoffs Will Now Be Communicated via Raunchy Chain Texts
Forward to 10 coworkers to lay them off for us, or get 9 years bad luck in your job search. 👋🍑
Layoff Bingo: Holiday Edition
Swallowing rage when friends complain about their company holiday parties
What I Imagine People Think When They See Me Walking 24 Dogs
He must love dogs more than anything if he’s walking so many dogs. But why doesn’t he have a normal, regular job?
Job Posting: Zoom Meeting Recording Archive Technician (Sept 3, 2078, Human Role)
Daily tasks include confirming server uptime, dusting intake fans, and fighting off rogue bots as moral sentience emerges.
I’m the Guy Who Deletes Your Job Application When You Apply Through an Online Job Board
But no one really knows what they want when they’re hiring, and that’s why there’s me. To get rid of people like you. Quality people.
Fatherhood Is Great, but I Think Being a Lifeguard in 1997 Was Actually the Best Job I Ever Had
In those days, the money and pool snacks seemed to flow as freely as the hose we used to spray down the concrete when some kid dropped his nachos.
What Makes Me Stand Out from Other Applicants Is I Have a Little Worm in My Ear
Get this: he whispers to me. Secrets mostly, and sometimes the weather. Yeah, most people are really jazzed when I tell them.
Interview Questions Regarding Your Resumé Gap from the Time You Were Swallowed by a Crevasse in the Earth
"Sounds like a nightmare. Tell me all about it."
Updated Professional Wrestling Gimmicks for the Gig Economy
The renowned Etsy enamel button maker takes on his evil counterpart, the mysterious masked man known as the Deviant Artist.