When You Shop My Balloon Bouquet Small Business Where I Blow Every Single Balloon by Mouth, You’re Supporting Real People
All mouth-blown, no helium balloon pumps allowed! And when I say “we,” I really mean just me.
All mouth-blown, no helium balloon pumps allowed! And when I say “we,” I really mean just me.
Every non-union job listing, for companies like BoatSwatch, Amalgamated Hunter, and A.I. Wurxs.
Seeking gray-haired, whiskey-drinking curmudgeon to oversee a department of knucklehead agents with withering disdain.
If you woke up and your partner was an Oscar Mayer wiener, how long could your grief stop you from eating them?
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
Don’t get me wrong—on paper, you had pretty much everything we were looking for. But your experience was not at our company, in this exact position.
Actually, I think I’m responding quite normally to the motivational seminar I watch constantly.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
We’re looking for a problem-solver with a team-centered approach and supernatural powers.
Ernest Hemingway For Hire: Competent Shoes, Never Filled
My degree in the Art History of Bookbinding has proved utterly useless, even in the bookbinding industry.
Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.