Interview Questions Regarding Your Resumé Gap from the Time You Were Swallowed by a Crevasse in the Earth
"Sounds like a nightmare. Tell me all about it."
"Sounds like a nightmare. Tell me all about it."
The renowned Etsy enamel button maker takes on his evil counterpart, the mysterious masked man known as the Deviant Artist.
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
“Thanks for taking the time to meet.” Alright, I see. I took the time to meet. I did you a favor, huh.
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
“Candidates should be comfortable with ambiguity.” Translation: We have no idea what’s going on.
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
We found out that for a whole six months of junior year you got really, really into Doctor Who and Sherlock. Like, fanfiction level.
You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.
Providing an extra hand for “light as a feather stiff as a board” at your next sleepover / Watching your ex’s Instagram story and reporting on their whereabouts
“Oh, I do a little of this, a little of that. Can I be more specific? Yes, but for the sake of my dignity, I’d rather not.”
Work Anniversaries: See your manager for a token of our appreciation—a homemade coupon for one (1) weak handshake.