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But no one really knows what they want when they’re hiring, and that’s why there’s me. To get rid of people like you. Quality people.

In those days, the money and pool snacks seemed to flow as freely as the hose we used to spray down the concrete when some kid dropped his nachos.

Get this: he whispers to me. Secrets mostly, and sometimes the weather. Yeah, most people are really jazzed when I tell them.

"Sounds like a nightmare. Tell me all about it."

The renowned Etsy enamel button maker takes on his evil counterpart, the mysterious masked man known as the Deviant Artist.

Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.

“Thanks for taking the time to meet.” Alright, I see. I took the time to meet. I did you a favor, huh.

We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.

“Candidates should be comfortable with ambiguity.” Translation: We have no idea what’s going on.

If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.

We found out that for a whole six months of junior year you got really, really into Doctor Who and Sherlock. Like, fanfiction level.

You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.