A Day in the Life of a Teenager in 2003, as Imagined by The CW’s “One Tree Hill”
12:00 P.M.: School, I guess? Who knows.
Tag: School
If Your Grown-up Job Incorporated Things You Learned in School
The boss is really hounding me for that report on the differences between prokaryotic and eukaryotic cells.
Anxiety Dreams Experienced by People with Healthy Childhoods
The high school cafeteria comes into surreal focus.... Excellent! Loved high school!
My Dog Ate My Homework and Then Did Ayahuasca
And, so, I looked over my notes from your lesson and I figured it out. Boom. Just like that. Did it. Done. I proofread it, named it, kissed it, and then my dog ate it.
Play-by-Play of This Year’s Goody Two-Shoes Quarterfinal
Our competitors have all sucked up extremely hard to get here, but only one unctuous little twerp will advance to the county-level semifinal.
I Know My Students Use ChatGPT Because I Am Not This Good of a Teacher
I still don’t even really know what an em dash is. Or care to know for that matter.
I’m Going to Business School to Find Myself
For me, a fresh excel sheet offers endless promise. A blank deck is the root of inspiration.
Your Middle Schooler’s “Youth in Government” Field Trip Itinerary
After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.
Warrior: I Voted in a Middle School Gym During a 6th Grade Basketball Game
I took an “I Voted” sticker and slapped it on. The anti-participation trophy faction in the stands booed this profusely.
Your Son Got a Sip of Dad’s Heineken and It’s Affecting His Performance in 3rd Grade
When learning how to read an analog clock. He raised his hand and guessed the time was “beer thirty.” It was 11:18 AM.
10 Back to School Alternatives for Adults
A few alternative ideas for how to return to your youthful self and satisfy the urge to get back behind the desk.
Parents, Just Fill Up the Volunteer Sign-Up Sheets and There Won’t Be Any Problems
You’re always baking anyway, what's one more batch of brownies? What about 12 extra batches?