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3. Lisa’s dad: Mr. Hardaway is a Lyft driver. Here is what that means: top-notch amenities.

I finish my first Peloton class and am so proud of myself I have a small panic attack. You can get panic attacks from joy, right?

Marilyn Brewster was surrounded by loved ones including her beautiful, perfect daughter Deborah who I could make so happy if she’d return my calls.

"Karma Chameleon": A gay man falls in love with a faithless reptile who comes and goes, comes and goes.

"Unless this is some sort of street lingo I need to brush up on, I think you may have accidentally contacted me. LOL!"

Bra-Sizing Woman: She looks young, maybe eighteen, and I wonder to myself if this might be illegal.

So long as your child has no criminal convictions and a clean employment record, he should have no trouble obtaining the ranking of “Top Secret.”

I send Joey down the slide delivering truth bombs like: GRAMMY SPOILS ME---AT LEAST SHE WOULD IF CONGRESS WASN’T PILFERING HER SOCIAL SECURITY.

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

I know what you're thinking: how do you think holding another bikini car wash is appropriate when we haven’t cleaned up the blood from the last one?