An Open Letter to the Dead Girl
Yeah, you—the girl whose picture is plastered all over my yearbook. Just because you’re dead. What makes you think you're so special?
Tag: School
My First Hogwarts Report Card
Dear Parents: As the school year ends, we are excited to update you on your child’s progress at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
38 Survival Activities for a Boring Class
Combating boredom during class isn't easy. Here are some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of - trust me.
Proper Use of Ejaculatory Slang: Male Finishing School
Welcome to Male Finishing School: Soak up your semen slang, but watch out, this thick load of vocabulary can be quite a mouthful.
The Best High School Teacher I’ve Ever Had
Maybe eight or nine teachers have ever really reached me and Bruce was one of them. He was eccentric, intense, and fun.
My First Girlfriend
In 6th grade, I went out with a girl named Shanna. She was outgoing and out of my league, and I was shy and a center fielder for the Blue Jays.
Top 10 Ways to Generate Feelings of False Progress on a Term Paper
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.