Parents | Points in Case

Tag: Parents

Facial Recognition System – Mental procedure of sorting through possible names for an acquaintance one encounters at the grocery store.

"What is your job?" Wilmott said. "I work in an office," said Gorge. "My boss keeps turtles in a tank. Sometimes I have to feed them."

It's just that you've brought too much of that raw, "I survived a war where they still used horses" spirit to your position here.

Ugh! Bernie Sanders’ Medicare For All plan is just TOO good! Where does this guy get off inspiring a grassroots movement toward economic equality?

To be fair, at least you know your “vote” counts as much as everyone else’s, whereas in our system---Wait, the electoral what?!

You hope to start a family because... A) You want to have babies with him. B) You want to raise your children under her shadow government.

Maybe you’ve returned to your normal life and are back at work, arriving to a ghost town at 10 AM, taking a two-hour lunch, and leaving by 3 PM.

I've informed the top girls in junior high and below that you can speak for me in all but the most sensitive matters. Welcome to the big show, ladies

It's confusing that this boy thinks a drum solo is an appropriate gift for anyone---let alone an infant. That’s what makes him so dangerous.

Was the Fanny Fay Fruit Cake Great Grandma Wrapped Up and Brought to Dinner from a bakery trash can or Fanny Fay Old Folks Home’s Charity Bake Sale?