Parents | Page 2 | Points in Case

Tag: Parents

A bank teller overeager to waive overdraft fees on my debit card in an attempt to maintain our relationship.

Your mama’s so broke she doesn’t even make cents! Which is a shame because she’s worked hard for everything in this life.

Be More Interesting Than Whatever Is On Their Screens: You do have one huge advantage over their screens: a direct and genetic link to their vanity.

Your father and I are trying to plan Hanukkah. Think you’ll be able to join us in Nazareth for the last night? You also have a birthday coming up.

I think you should ask your doctor about how your lower GI issues could be alleviated with a daily regimen of Green Crack.

Registered: A brand new crib with a breathable, hypoallergenic mattress / My Baby Wanted: Our dog’s bed, full of dog hair and slobbery toys

I just don’t think I can morally justify knowingly bringing children into a world where their dad would be me.

You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.

You’re young, your hormones are raging. All you want to do is figure out what the shadowy figure following you through mirrors is saying.

Looking back, I can see it was I, not yo momma, who is so dumb that I stood on a chair to raise my IQ.

We don't even know him, what if this kickass party goes to waste because your baby ends up being a loser or something?

As a point of procedure, motions for new toys normally require a one-week notice period. See Maddy v. Mom (Safeway, 2021).