Why We Decided to Keep Our PPP Loan
So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.
Miles Kahn is an Emmy award-winning writer, TV producer and filmmaker currently serving as an Executive Producer and writer for the Emmy Award-winning Full Frontal with Samantha Bee on TBS. He previously served as Senior Producer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and was Executive Producer for the comedy special, DL Hughley: The Endangered List, which was honored with a 2013 Peabody Award. His web series, Halal in the Family, with co-creator Aasif Mandvi, was recipient of the 2016 Peabody New Futures of Media award. ? His written work can be found on McSweeney's and other dark corners of the web. His short films have played around the world, cured most forms of scurvy and have been knighted by Pippa Middleton. But his most precious honor was being named one of Huffington Posts "18 Bearded Guys You Should Be Following on Twitter."
So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.
That air of unbridled exhilaration and freedom you had? We always have that look, Todd. Because we never have to deal with your wretched offspring.