Libraries Jokes

Top 10 funny things about libraries:

  1. Due to college students, some of them are now open 24 hours: The Almighty All-Nighter
  2. The librarians are never sexy, instead they look like former mental hospital patients: A Day at Home with Nathan
  3. School libraries never have books that are interesting and fun to read: Nation's Capital Contracts Alzheimer's, Forgets Reagan Died
  4. It may sound unbelievable, but there are actually some students who have never ventured into their college's library: Choose Your Own Adventure: College
  5. It's a great place to find some of the hottest people in your school: So You Farted in His Bed
  6. Having sex in one is probably one of the top sexual fantasies out there: Non-Essay Questions
  7. The computers there are always being used by geeks who get hard during World of Warcraft: Yeah, We Met Online
  8. They turn into zoos once exam time comes around the corner: How to Deal with College Finals
  9. There are actually people who go to one and pretend their doing something school-related just so they look cool: Generic All-Purpose College Study Guide
  10. Some are so epic that they actually have their own bathrooms: A Journalist Piece About Oral Sex in a Men's Bathroom
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