KC: Not having internet sucks.
BRAIN: Yes, but the reason we don't have internet is because the company wanted us to sign a two-year subscription. And plus, if we get internet, we're just going to goof off and IM people all day.
JUNK: Yeah, but we really really really need more porn.
KC: Good point.
BRAIN: Shut up and shut up. We need to get writing. Computer is open. Hands, start typing what I'm thinking.JUNK: The discussion is over. We're putting EVERY ADULT MOVIE EVER into the Pirate Bay search thingy and then ripping all of them.
EYES: Hey guys! Check it out! We've got internet!
KC: Holy shit, somebody doesn't have a password on their wireless!
BRAIN: Nope. Let's get to—
JUNK: —downloading some boob movies!
HANDS: Let's play Counterstrike! Maybe they've got Uzis in this one!
EYES: And we can look at all our friends' photo albums on Facebook!
EARS: No wait, let's download all the old Public Enemy albums. And I heard the new Miley Cyrus song is awesome.
JUNK: Nope. We just need porn. Now.
BRAIN: Sorry kids, we're doing some writing.
KC: Brain, shut up. So, we already downloaded Mad Max, let's go for The Road Warrior next. I want to see what happens after.
BRAIN: You know what happens! He drives his car and shoots a bunch of people! We NEED to get to work!
KC: Just a sec. Tina Turner isn't in Road Warrior, right?
BRAIN: No. That's the third one. Who cares? Why are we even talking about this?
EARS: No. Why are YOU even talking? We aren't listening to your dumbass.
JUNK: Porn. Lots of it. Big boobs, small boobs, let's take all cummers.
KC: Hahaha. Cummers. I get it.
HANDS: Wait, let's play Diablo 3 online. Or that Warcraft World shit. C'mon, just one game. Just one.
KC: One game is like 8 hours, asshole.
EYES: So, how about Terminator. I mean, obviously T2 is better, but c'mon. I kind of want to watch Arnold blow some shit up.
MOUTH: "I'll be back."
JUNK: Fuck off. We're downloading and watching porn. For as long as possible. Hours and hours of it.
BRAIN: Don't you think that's just a tad bit wrong?
JUNK: Nope and keep your boring mouth shut.
MOUTH: I didn't say anything. Dickhead.
EYES: First we finish watching Road Warrior and then Terminator. By that time, Predator should be completely downloaded. After that…
KC: Then we can start with Double Impact because, WTF, Van Damne was pretty awesome when we were little. After that, maybe Disney's Peter Pan, because I think it would be fun…
EYES: Ah shit dudes.
JUNK: The discussion is over. We're putting EVERY ADULT MOVIE EVER into the Pirate Bay search thingy and then ripping all of them.
EYES: Hey, yo…
EARS: Don't forget Miley Cyrus. And Cypress Hill "Temple of Boom."
KC: That reminds me, let's do the first three Indiana Jones flicks. But not the fourth piece of shit.
BRAIN: Yeah, that one royally blew.
JUNK: Also search for blowjob films.
KC: What the fuck do you want?
EYES: The internet is down. Whoever it was put a password on the wifi. No internet.
JUNK: No porn!?!?!
KC: No Arnold or Mel Gibson shooting people??
EARS: No Chuck D and Flavor Flav??
JUNK: No FUCKING porn!!!
BRAIN: Looks like we're going to have to do our job and actually start writing.
KC: Fuck that. Let's build a house out of playing cards!
HANDS: Or learn to do that cool thing where cool people shuffle playing cards!
JUNK: How about we use the shitty wireless signal on our shitty smartphone to download some shitty naked pics that have a 99% chance of containing a computer virus!?!?
EYES: Try on all of our sunglasses!
BRAIN: Why do I even bother?