CHICAGO – The Chicago White Sox stunned the Red Sox by dominating 14-2 in the ALDS opener Tuesday afternoon. While no Red Sox could be reached for comment, it’s safe to say the team simply appeared “faded.”

A White Sox fan on the scene summarized the experience with, “You have to give credit to the laundry staff. I mean talk about a clutch performance.”

Both teams will square off for Game 2 later today in Chicago.