Yo momma so dumb she doesn't know how to use the internet…but you could at least call her once in a while.
Yo momma so lonely sometimes she almost cries, but then your father comes into the room, and he would make fun of your mother if she was crying and that would just make her want to cry more but then he would yell “STOP CRYING WOMAN” and she would say “I'm trying!”
Yo momma so broke after she paid for your tuition this semester.
Yo momma found that bong in your room again, and she knows now it's not used to hold roses.
Yo momma so fat, she tried Weight Watchers, the Atkins, everything…