Nice going, dude. Next time, save the headbutts for your boyfriend's asshole, and concentrate on getting a World Cup for your balls (which are apparently too small to need one).

Oh, and in case you didn't get a close enough look at it the first (and last) time, here's what a red card looks like if you were to say, headbutt it into someone's eye:

Congrats to Italy and Italian PIC reader and football fanatic G!