Next time you're watching a bad movie, turn it into a drinking game by taking a drink every time one of there's a part featuring one of these 10 classic scenes.
We're responding to a 911 call by a local homeless man named Copernicus Thunderbird. He claims that the ghost of Whitney Houston is stealing his crack cocaine.
Your son needs to know about sex, but for god's sake at least get him drunk before you use his mom as example material.
My name is Copernicus Thunderbird, and we're all fucked if Christmas goes down the way I think it will. What you need to understand is that the Kardashians are going to destroy Earth.
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I want to sleep on your couch naked. I want to drink all your beer and puke in your laundry basket. And I want to cut holes in your family photos and have sex with them.
Okay, so we're in the woods on a picnic and we start making out and stuff. You're rubbing my boobs and biting my neck. Then I take off my dress and get naked and smear honey all over my body.
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On the business end, Dragon Con is a gathering of some of the brightest artists, actors, writers, and film-makers in the world of fantasy and sci-fi. On the crowd end, it's pretty much nerd Halloween.
Republican heavyweights Dick Cheney and John McCain make a spirited bid to take over the White House by challenging Obama to a rap battle. What they didn't count on was the Democrats' secret weapon.
If there's anything I learned from the Cold War, it's that you're never too young to be a paranoiac. Isn't it time you sat down with your kids and had a nice long chat about global annihilation?
If there's one thing we've learned about girls of the new millennium, it's that they love vampires... and horses. Introducing the too-stupid-to-fail TV show that cashes in on both!