More Humor
On the Correct Usage of the PN5000X AI-Assisted Toaster in the American Home
FEMALE 1 loads 2 of UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT 1 into the microwave. TOTTY is clearly a better appliance than the archaic microwave that doesn’t speak.
- by Daniel Clements
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- July 23, 2026
The Perfect Candidate for the Role of “A Strong Female Lead”
Is loud, dangerous, and reckless (but is open to calibrating it according to the male lead)
- by Rajvi Mittal
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- July 22, 2026
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Ernest Hemingway’s Toyota Summer Sales Event
Ted counts the number of cupholders in a Toyota Sienna. There are 18. This was not the future he had imagined for himself. He thinks of Paris.





