More Humor
I’m the Safety Tag on a Baby Product and, Yeah, I’m Going to Kill Your Baby
CAUTION: I’ve killed before and I’ll kill again. You’re probably thinking: “Why would a soft, soft teddy bear kill a baby?"
- by Winnie Code
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- July 8, 2025
What Your Breakfast Order Says About You, NYC Edition
A Western omelette from a bodega served in a Styrofoam tray: You are a nihilist and people should actually be afraid of you.
- by John Rice
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- July 3, 2025
NO, KYLE ENERGY DRINK DOES NOT CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF REAL KYLE
WELL GUESS THEY CAUGHT ME. GREAT JOB. BECAUSE I PUT MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS. OH GOD SO MANY FUCKING TEARS INTO THIS DRINK.
- by Kyle Towers
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- June 30, 2025
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