Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.
1 Peter 1:3: "Praise be to bunny Jesus who is always, like, twitching his little nose."
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
@Corinthians Love is patient love is kind. It does not filter, it does not crop, it is not thirsty #Paul #RunTellThat
I think we can all agree: it is odd how a single (accidental text message / vote with my fellow Cardinals) can change the course of history
Pray especially for those of us who have screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE" at our children.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
This is on both of us: you put me in the position of being responsible for humanity, and I let my savior complex feed right into that.
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
Leader Ron also just told us he has binged through seasons 1 and 2 of The Office last night, and can’t wait to find out how Jim and Pam's arc ends.