HIRING: One male and one female of every animal. Please submit a cover letter explaining why you are the most qualified/fertile of your species.
My downstairs neighbors should give up on the thing they call a “heavy metal bagpipes band.”
“Love one another,” commanded Jesus Christ, continuing, “Does that make any sense? I feel like I’m not making sense. Sorry.”
"What’s your schedule?" Exorcism is a nonstop, 24/6 career and the Devil loves dropping in unannounced, so you’ll want your exorcist on-call.
Heaven has several noteworthy attractions. It boasts a decent choir, if you enjoy liturgical music. The library has a good book.
Desire always leads to suffering, with the exception of the desire for an ice-cold glass of refreshing Pepsi-Cola™. That one’s fine.
Cain: Cain is in pain! Abel: I'm un-Abel to walk comfortably!
Don’t you dare be soothed into chorale complacency by our initial thin delivery and ambiguous harmonies.
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?
Too much fruit: I've eaten six tons of papaya, 3,500 grapefruits, 0 apples, 700 oranges, more grapes than I can count, and a plethora of colorful berries.
Walk out: Just leave en masse. Once you're a healthy distance away from me, there will be no one to support my Multi-Level Marketing Religion.