WOULD: Portable Manger. Mamas, this is a must. I loved having this when I was praying, prostrating, or getting my nails done with the girls.
I’m so nervous, the sweat on my palms is boiling.
You see, the devil couldn’t reach you, so he sent us to test you. To torment you. To destroy your inner and outer peace.
Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.
O Lord, I called upon the sacred number, as it was written on the back of my card.
If you need some help, I can recommend a few biblical scholars who have worked on visions before, I don’t mind asking them (they’re fans).
Jesus declared, “Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, because of this table I built. See that consistent grain?”
This snowman wedding racket is a disgrace to the good name of clergymen everywhere.
Listen, I can certainly understand your surprise about all this.
I like to say we should glorify God in everything we do, but is it really “glorifying” the Lord when you’re sucking major ass in the dodgeball arena?
I’ve been in the apostles' crew for almost a year now, but Jesus still makes me wear a nametag every time we hang out.
I said I was sorry, and Sam said it was okay and that he would stop taking my iPod. This is one example of misunderstandings outside of the Torah.