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You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
"Ever hear about that movie that gave me cancer? It did, you know. Believe."
Are black cats really bad luck? Do goths love Halloween as much as their trench coats? The answers may surprise and/or scare you.
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
When a plumper version of Rosie O’Donnell with greasy hair, and a face full of acne won't stop stalking you, even smoke breaks have to go.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The classes are easier and the parties fewer and farther between. Time to take advantage of fewer cock-blockers and hardly any police.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.