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The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
A free form poetry apology to that 'special' girl you barely knew, but had to break it off with. Parting is such sarcastic sorrow.
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day... start to finish, completely uncensored.
Don't believe the glossy, smiling brochures or the misleading campus tours. Beneath it all is a big pile of shit you will regret ever stepping in.
A fresh, investigative look at the importance of pursuing school spirit. And the inherent difficulties in achieving it.
Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio requires a bit of careful planning. Just remember: there's always safety in numbers of the opposite sex.
When your roommate's doin' the nasty with some ugly, and you're sober enough to hear it, it's time to evacuate. Know your emergency exit routes.
Part I of the horror/humor series following a group of college kids on a misguided road trip, and their ill-fated encounter with the surreal.
Part II of the horror/humor series picks up as the college friends pull in to the rest stop, and head to the restroom for a lot more than a quick pee.