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The strategy is simple: conquer female territory at all costs. You may win some battles, but you haven't won the war until your troops are deposited.
It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
As Hollywood prepares to have sex with itself and birth another round of formula movies and sequels, here are a few creative twist ideas.
People will claim anything and everything is an intoxicant if it gets them some coin, but which ones actually work? Here are the real deal highs.
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.
You've secured that ever-elusive and career-advancing position of intern (aka copy machine wench). Here's how to avoid the bulk of the bitchwork.
Valentine's Day may seem like a cute cuddly holiday, but that was before women made thoughtful acts mandatory. Pressure's on, fellas.
Week after week you clean up the results of our gross indiscretions, allowing us to continue our education toward not becoming a janitor.
Kenneth Gorelick, the man who once failed to make his high school jazz band, somehow duped Arista into marketing the dreaded Kenny G.
It's worthless on so many levels, yet it's rewatchable to the point of exhaustion. So where does the national obsession with KC come from?
Everything you need to know you learn in kindergarten. Unless you go to college, in which case prepare for a revised course of life study.
When I'm about to leave a party at home, I panic. What is the appropriate way to say goodbye to people? Do I go around and shake every single person's hand or just do a big homecoming queen wave to the whole party?