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Breaking down useless, annoying expressions like 'You gotta do what you gotta do' and 'Idle hands are the devil's workshop.' If you use these, STOP NOW OR DIE.
Just look at anything you've ever done. It sucks. You can’t talk to that girl who just smiled at you. Give up now before you get hurt.
If you're in the exclusive club of 'college students for monogamous sex,' chances are your hand is glommed onto your babe right now. But shouldn't it be down your pants?
A recklessly selected panel of 18 PIC writers, past and present, have each come up with 5-10 superlatives for various fellow writers. It's like a big circle-jerk of inside jokes!
My name is Michael and although I have only been part of the PIC community for 1/20th of its existence, I already feel like part of the family.
Men (and some extraordinary women) may choose how to shape and design the hair that grows out of their human faces. And this decision is like a little window into the soul.
On 12-19-10 at 9pm, we replaced the front page with a Facebook live chat open to readers/writers. The following are some comedic highlights plucked from just over 3 hours of action.
For this special PIC 10th anniversary, I'm going to do something that most people have never actually seen me do here: I'm going to be serious for once. Are you ready for it?!
No matter how much of a degenerate you were in life, you get instant 'saint' status the minute you kick the bucket. It's pathetic, really.
Although I respect NBC's 'People of the Year' nominations, I think the real awards should go to these people for showing us just how dysfunctional a year can be.
The following is a simple tutorial on how to reconnect with old acquaintances who refuse to participate in our era of rapid digital communication and constant connectivity.
'Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and somewhere in the house, Lyle was searching the Internet, double-clicking his mouse.