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It's a bright Saturday morning and you wake up to find that you're feeling a little bit off. Does your mouth feel like a mix between sandpaper and sawdust? Yeah? You, my friend, are hungover.
I don't have any children that I know of, and I obviously don't understand the fraternity of parenthood, but come on, nobody wants to hear about your kids on Facebook.
I will not be fooled again, because I have learned to speak sports' hieroglyphically constructed language. Here is my gift to you fellow victims: A Partially Definitive Guide to the Terms of Sports.
As the site's longest running columnist, I took it upon myself to interview Fearless Editor Court 'That Bitch Better Not Be Ovulating' Sullivan and give you a glimpse into the man behind the magic behind the screen.
You've passed all your exams and drills with perfect scores, and you're in case of emergency. But these are the REAL people skills you'll need to be a flight attendant.
In the beginning, God (ahem, Ra) created the chicken (yes, before the egg). He fried it, grilled it, and everything else you can do with this delicious creature. Now we must harness the power of chicken.
There are many creative ways to have a little fun messing with your friends on Facebook. Here are five of my favorites, and the screenshots to prove just how much fun they've already been!
You know that one guy who refuses to dance? Even to the Macarena? He's not scared or bad at dancing. He can dance up a storm, but if he does he'll shit his pants.
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Breaking down useless, annoying expressions like 'You gotta do what you gotta do' and 'Idle hands are the devil's workshop.' If you use these, STOP NOW OR DIE.
Just look at anything you've ever done. It sucks. You can’t talk to that girl who just smiled at you. Give up now before you get hurt.
If you're in the exclusive club of 'college students for monogamous sex,' chances are your hand is glommed onto your babe right now. But shouldn't it be down your pants?