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In order to please the general public and fulfill my subconscious desire to become a a hard ass gym coach for overweight children, I've decided to go running every once in a while.
I submit to you ladies a list of suggestions to streamline the online dating process so we men don't have to resort to dating multiple people while trying to find you.
According to a survey, the top mistake college students make is packing stuff they don't actually need! So please, don't bother bringing any of the following items to school.
What is the most idiotic invention man ever came up with? Did you answer Pet Snuggie? I can understand your confusion, but it's actually the self-checkout lines at the grocery store.
Pinkalicious, Middle America's favorite beady-eyed bitch, is a deceitful, thieving shit. There's a dark undercurrent at work in this supposedly fun-filled kid's book.
I'm all for a woman with a flat stomach, but this new trend of women wanting to have defined abs is unnatural, and not at all sexy.
Thanksgiving may have gone well, but buffets have declined ever since. And today, they're basically the worst thing ever. Here's why.
After gassing up the car and withdrawing the rent, I set out white knuckled on the open road seeking easy fortune and cheap thrills at the nearest casino I could think of.
I know not what this young man is doing to me. I am constantly hanging on my cellular phone the way a hat hangs on a rack in the window of a milliner's shop.
In order to deal with an impending death in a productive way, we write wills. It's one thing we do to feel better about taking an eventual dirt nap, besides smoking cigarettes.
Surprisingly, women don't mind if you forget your wedding anniversary, and they'd also prefer that you be totally honest about your pornography collection. And that's not all!
Imagine if you can, a wolf-husky hybrid with different colored eyes , who is the lead murder detective in his state, and who moonlights as the top diagnostician in the nation.