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FriendsFirst.com, the dating website where you're taking it easy and seeing where it goes, wants to know about your online experience. Your Friends aren't making any moves, are they?
Wesley Jansen relaxes and provides honest responses to a relationship interviewer attempting to match him up with a female applicant. We quickly learn some men lack suitable experience.
Sperm donation is not, as depicted in Hollywood, a one-off business supplied by broke college students in a madcap adventure, or women who spit. It's serious (satisfying) business.
None of your sinful behavior will ever prevent you from leading the life of a professional athlete. You've just got to choose your sport wisely.
Florida has provided the world with jerk-off sports teams, early bird specials, hurricanes, and plenty of illegal Cubans. Unfortunately, the adult film "Hung Chad" was never made.
After a semester of keg stands and Taco Bell free-for-alls, you are completely unprepared for the final exam. You have but one choice left: find someone to cheat off of.
The average male brain is designed to handle only a limited amount of dong exposure. Which is why attempting to suit up to swim in a public pool carries dangerous mental risks.
I was searching for topics that people usually blog about when I came upon this list. So I decided to blog about everything. Strap yourself in, it’s about to get universal in here.
From the moment you wait half an hour for a drink, to avoiding a meathead fight on the dance floor, to stepping over vomit at the exit, you couldn't wait to leave the bar/club.
We had it good, women, sitting on our asses all day, popping out the occasional kid, and maintaining absolute silence in the kitchen. And then the feminists screwed it all up.
Dive into innovative and edible salads like The Kevin (lettuce show you how), or spend the night with Kevin Once Stayed at the Waldorf Salad (expensive).
I have outlined the similarities between jobs and the lovely women in my dating pool. Please don't pee in it, you'll wash off their makeup.