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A career opportunity announcement from 7-Eleven. New combat training and intensive care units make 7-Eleven the perfect career move.
If you're going to drink and drive, be a man about it. Seriously, the bigger the better.
American people hate nothing more than the thought of 'reading for pleasure.' Now read this article and find out why.
Ever wonder why college kids are always desperate for quarters? Well, the quarter itself has a history of elusion.
The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!
Court's real college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.
A rallying call to apathetic students at small, pointless colleges everywhere: your Evil Administration is trying to turn your campus into a 'non-campus campus'!
A news/research article. You think cell phones are the cause of most traffic accidents? You must not know about the 'quadruple-sneeze.'