Within the first thirty seconds, there is a close-up of a microphone. This quickly establishes that this is a singing movie, about big singers.
Carrie Wittmer is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer, satirist, journalist and comedian.You can find her work in McSweeney’s, Refinery29, The Belladonna, and Business Insider. She is one of the co-founders and editors of The Belladonna, a satire site for women. Her first book, New Erotica for Feminists, co-written with The Belladonna editors, is out November 2018, published by Plume Books in the US and Sceptre in the UK.