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D-Mo had made a lot of gains over the past year, but he still had so many gains ahead of him. I guess that’s what makes this so difficult.
The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.
8. The brain's ability to recognize faces is limited to John Lithgow --- Human faces: only computers can tell them apart.
And sure, the judge may say this is all “outside the scope of the trial”---but who are you gonna listen to? Me, or this fuckin' alien judge?
Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).
Sagittarius: Relishes in cheeses collected from their travels around the world
My patients are my best friends. Where would I be if they hadn't let me crash on their couches after the mob found out I'm sleeping at my office?
I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!
There are three distinct rivers in New York summers: the Hudson, the East, and the one continuously flowing down into your ass crack.
Supplements are filled with patented-yet-unpronounceable ingredients originally designed to make racehorses faster and more prone to heart attacks.
I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.
Saturday, 3 pm --- Remembering the moment where everything could have gone differently