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When a role for a young guy is being offered to me, I think of River Phoenix. It feels like a loss.
I played an orc in the Lord of the Ring movies. If you look closely, I am the grayish one with the teeth coming out in all directions from my face.
Judging by how few followers he had, I probably knew him best.
I don’t need to remind you about the “Flower Pot Fiasco," the “Macaroni Art Disaster," or the “I Thought It Wasn’t Until Next Month” flop.
I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.
She raised a wand and twirled it in the air. She chanted, “Dawn and Palmolive, Scotchbrite and Ocelo, you’re not allowed to do the dishes no more-lo.”
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.
Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.
It would really mean a lot if I could come in and see where she … ended up. Sorry, looks like I’m interrupting book club.
2. Just a few dozens more hurdles to go. After graduating college, did you decide to take on even more debt by starting a business?
Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.
Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.