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We must answer the question of how Harry, a man I once saw eat a Skittle off the men’s room floor, conquered the forbidden frontiers of science.
I wish I had said that. Instead, I broke into an ugly cry and stumbled from the room, having jammed a big toe on the life-sized skeleton model.
Unfortunately, I can no longer continue in my role as Associate Proselytizer, as I disagree with many of the Company's policies and decisions.
Despite the strong start, the episode quickly falls into cliche depression troupes, especially when we see Carly’s small studio apartment.
An essential precaution against these hazardous situations is making sure that you’re walking back toward your house before getting out on the road.
Reporter: A rather strange turn of events, what with the death of all the contestants and the show’s top judge, Paul Hollywood's, disappearance.
Your years of unemployment in your home country put you at a distinct disadvantage. And we can find no official immigrant category of “prince.”
Feel free to make your kids play Connect Four while you pound some Child Hopbandonment, my extra-high-ABV double IPA.
Linked directly to Climate Change, immigration is. Displaced by imperialist wars like your culture, many orphans have.
“I am grateful for my talents.” How quickly can you fold laundry before getting hit on? Did someone steal your detergent?
You also get free points if you have advice on what to do when your beloved pet gets evicted from his favorite shelf in a seldom-used closet.
Admittedly, we were shocked when we noticed people who didn't spring for box seats were drowning below us.