As expecting parents, you want the best for your developing fetus. Why wait for your baby to be born before providing him or her with the gift of social networking?

Introducing Fetusbook for the developing fetus!

Create a profile for your unborn infant, and get it started networking with other fetuses before it even takes its first breath. Provide for your precious unborn something never before possible in the womb: friends. Why force your offspring to develop real life social skills when it can be born into an established network of 500 virtual Womb Friends?

Fetusbook is fully equipped with tons of useful features to ensure a successful social transition from the predictability of the womb to the unpredictability of the world.

Womb Status Updates

Experiencing lots of kicking today? Morning sickness creeping in? Use our Womb Status feature to update your fetus' social circle on all placental happenings. Nothing feels quite as good as sharing the most intimate and personal moments of your pregnancy with the world.

Fetography Albums

Ultrasound images piling up around the house? Use Fetography albums to record and post all your fetal pictures for others to see! Your child will appreciate a detailed photographic record of what they looked like inside of their mother's reproductive tract when they're old enough to understand.

Sonogram of baby on Facebook

The Nammary

Haven't picked out a name yet? No problem! The Nammary generates all kinds of random baby names, taking all the pressure off you. Don't worry about naming your child, just concentrate on giving it the gift of a thoughtfully-crafted, possibly private, totally healthy profile page. If you don't find The Nammary grand, don't worry, you're just out of touch with great names.

Fetusbook is here for all your fetal needs. Every time sperm meets egg, a potential social networking participant is fertilized. Don't let your child enter the world without an established social media presence other than its mom's Facebook. Create your fetus' profile today and kickstart a rich and rewarding social life for your unborn baby!

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