Sex with Fairy Tale Characters Chat Room

Voyeur IM >> 2-19-05

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Gandhi165 has entered the room.
Werewolf Mikey has entered the room.
Gandhi165: let's do this
Werewolf Mikey: sweet jesus
Werewolf Mikey: it's gandhi
Gandhi165: bitter Vishnu
courtjester5000: sweet jesus
Gandhi165: it's mikey that is a werewolf
courtjester5000: sooooo
courtjester5000: how bout that johnny carson
courtjester5000: i mean, i always loved the guy, but honestly, there was a lot of traffic today, so there was no time for mourning
Gandhi165: i cried all morning
Gandhi165: but then i stopped
courtjester5000: ya, exactly
Werewolf Mikey: *sighs... before my time*
courtjester5000: i figure, one less person
Gandhi165: because i realized that i didnt give a shit
Werewolf Mikey: oh did he bite it?
courtjester5000: ya, and ironically, he always loved bullets
courtjester5000: SO WEIRD RIGHT
Werewolf Mikey: It's a shame
courtjester5000: *twiddles puns*
BobRooni has entered the room.
Werewolf Mikey: because Johnny Carson daily made peoples lives better
BobRooni: WHATS THE TOPIC BOYS
courtjester5000: i know, he's actually just as alive
Gandhi165: so does masturbation
courtjester5000: since it was all re-runs anyway
Werewolf Mikey: Amirror reflects jokes back in your face
courtjester5000: *blinded by the jew*
Werewolf Mikey: didn't Carson have some fundraiser Marathons?
Gandhi165: you think johnny carson would have been funny without those Q cards?
Gandhi165: he didnt curse enough for my taste
courtjester5000: ya, true
Werewolf Mikey: Johnny Quest ran into plenty of curses in his animated day
BobRooni: WHO WANTS PRIME RIB
courtjester5000: me........
Werewolf Mikey: I'd say it's about time
courtjester5000: although im nervous now
courtjester5000: it's my first prime
Werewolf Mikey: i will have 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or even 13 ribs please
courtjester5000: *divides your prime between 1 and yourself*
Werewolf Mikey: I could really go for some macarooni
courtjester5000: i could really go for some ass shots of mikey
courtjester5000: OH WAIT
courtjester5000: no homo.
Werewolf Mikey: NO MO HOMO
courtjester5000: no mo ohms
Werewolf Mikey: why do you put up so much resistance to my naked shots
courtjester5000: for some reason i still have the SantaClaus bot on my buddy list
courtjester5000: this is so out of season it's not even trendy
Gandhi165: halk;hdglkadg
Gandhi165: if you can fuck any fairy tale/fictional character... who would it be?
courtjester5000: alice in wonderland
Werewolf Mikey: Ok that's a little weird
courtjester5000: OR
courtjester5000: glenda the good witch of the east
Werewolf Mikey: I think we need to take Ghandi away from babies
courtjester5000: remember how hot she was
Gandhi165: id go with Smurffett
courtjester5000: SMURFETTE?!?!
Gandhi165: yeah
Gandhi165: for sure
courtjester5000: you sick fuck
Werewolf Mikey: Don't hold your breath on that one
Werewolf Mikey: i'd go with Boba Fett
courtjester5000: or
courtjester5000: hold your breath until you turn blue
courtjester5000: then it's not so socially unacceptable
Gandhi165: see... now we're thinking
courtjester5000: you know what they say
courtjester5000: 4 heads are better than one
courtjester5000: no homo.
Gandhi165: oooh...id also do the bitch from the 3-pigs story
Werewolf Mikey: you mean the little pig
courtjester5000: is that the only girl pig?
Werewolf Mikey: the big bad wolf would give a nice blow job
courtjester5000: WOW
Gandhi165: little red ridding hood
Werewolf Mikey: no homo
courtjester5000: as;dlfkajs
Gandhi165: id do the grandma from that one
Werewolf Mikey: you'd have to get inside the wolf first
Gandhi165: oh id get inside the wolf
Gandhi165: dont worry
Gandhi165: hmm.... no beastiality.
Werewolf Mikey: that would be a beastly thing to do
Gandhi165: so... mikey
Gandhi165: any semi-cool story behind your screenname?
Werewolf Mikey: not really
Werewolf Mikey: I just sprout claws and grow ridiculous amounts of hair on a monthly basis
BobRooni has left the room.
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahaha
Werewolf Mikey: awerawerawerawerawer
Gandhi165: so you have your period?
courtjester5000: .
courtjester5000: i had it, sorry
Gandhi165: halkdhg;ashfg
courtjester5000: i'll ask next time i promise
courtjester5000: seriously, don't be mad mike
courtjester5000: fine, fuck you too then
Werewolf Mikey: anybody know why it's not called a womenstual cycle
courtjester5000: oh.
courtjester5000: hmm, because the world revolves around men?
courtjester5000: i dunno, just a guess
courtjester5000: whats the right answer
Werewolf Mikey: I have no idea.

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