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Voyeur IM >> 11-26-07
sketchpuf: okay, the doors to the test server are back open
sketchpuf: block cache is dead, and to be honest, I'm not noticing much difference in load times
courtjester5000: HALF PRICE ADMISSION!
sketchpuf: WOMEN AND CHILDREN DRINK FREE!
courtjester5000: ;soidjga;oisrjga
courtjester5000: well thats good, so cache was the culprit?
sketchpuf: but I'll stress the point that block cache wasn't the problem
courtjester5000: hahaa
sketchpuf : the problem seems to be some kind of factor that makes the system go stupid after about 60 blocks are made available by modules
courtjester5000: climb every mountain but some indeed
sketchpuf: block cache makes a copy of all blocks
sketchpuf: therefore, by the transitive property...
courtjester5000: we had double the fun
courtjester5000: and too much fun makes you drunk
sketchpuf: no, too much fun makes you sick, sometimes in the pants
courtjester5000: and eventually we passed out.
sketchpuf: basically
courtjester5000: but no we've sobered up and cleaned up our mess
sketchpuf: the best we can
courtjester5000: and that's all any man can ask for
sketchpuf: I also reinstalled the category system. I learned to tame it and make it do my bidding
courtjester5000: ebay style
sketchpuf: like an auction hawk
sketchpuf: the only hitch with category is that URLs match category titles
sketchpuf : so comedy-articles is now just articles
courtjester5000: ok, thats how it is now
sketchpuf: yeah
sketchpuf : before the links were comedy-articles
courtjester5000: thats so minor i think a drop of pee leaked out of my butt
courtjester5000: ...i fear i've said too much now.
sketchpuf: that sounds kinda serious actually
sketchpuf: dude, you're not getting one of those twatplastys, are you?
courtjester5000: go on...
sketchpuf : you know, where they yang up your yin
courtjester5000: and where can i get this done?
sketchpuf: I know a dude
courtjester5000: for my friend i mean
sketchpuf: real cheap
sketchpuf : your a night person, right?
sketchpuf : good
courtjester5000: refer me to a vampire and i swear i'll make sure you get a kickback
sketchpuf: man, that just reminds me I should see what my old hot lesbian friend from high school is up to nowadays
sketchpuf: thanks man
sketchpuf: she was into that vampire shit
sketchpuf: or wiccan
sketchpuf: something gay like that
courtjester5000: a;sdijfasdf
courtjester5000: a lot of DJs are into that right?
sketchpuf: being gay? yeah
courtjester5000: i always hear them saying "wicca, wicca, wicca"
sketchpuf: badum pish
courtjester5000: hey, the writers guild is on strike
courtjester5000: i'm fully available
sketchpuf: are you trying to get a job on a cartoon, or coming onto me?
courtjester5000: do you need a gay monkey? i can do those
sketchpuf: do those how...?
courtjester5000: you know, people say we monkey around
courtjester5000: but i dont kiss and tell
sketchpuf: no, you kiss and scream
courtjester5000:
sketchpuf: I wish those would animate together
sketchpuf: OMG, that's a brilliant idea
courtjester5000: animated smileys on AIM!
courtjester5000: that eat letters and other smileys!
« Back to Voyeur IM
sketchpuf: okay, the doors to the test server are back open
sketchpuf: block cache is dead, and to be honest, I'm not noticing much difference in load times
courtjester5000: HALF PRICE ADMISSION!
sketchpuf: WOMEN AND CHILDREN DRINK FREE!
courtjester5000: ;soidjga;oisrjga
courtjester5000: well thats good, so cache was the culprit?
sketchpuf: but I'll stress the point that block cache wasn't the problem
courtjester5000: hahaa
sketchpuf : the problem seems to be some kind of factor that makes the system go stupid after about 60 blocks are made available by modules
courtjester5000: climb every mountain but some indeed
sketchpuf: block cache makes a copy of all blocks
sketchpuf: therefore, by the transitive property...
courtjester5000: we had double the fun
courtjester5000: and too much fun makes you drunk
sketchpuf: no, too much fun makes you sick, sometimes in the pants
courtjester5000: and eventually we passed out.
sketchpuf: basically
courtjester5000: but no we've sobered up and cleaned up our mess
sketchpuf: the best we can
courtjester5000: and that's all any man can ask for
sketchpuf: I also reinstalled the category system. I learned to tame it and make it do my bidding
courtjester5000: ebay style
sketchpuf: like an auction hawk
sketchpuf: the only hitch with category is that URLs match category titles
sketchpuf : so comedy-articles is now just articles
courtjester5000: ok, thats how it is now
sketchpuf: yeah
sketchpuf : before the links were comedy-articles
courtjester5000: thats so minor i think a drop of pee leaked out of my butt
courtjester5000: ...i fear i've said too much now.
sketchpuf: that sounds kinda serious actually
sketchpuf: dude, you're not getting one of those twatplastys, are you?
courtjester5000: go on...
sketchpuf : you know, where they yang up your yin
courtjester5000: and where can i get this done?
sketchpuf: I know a dude
courtjester5000: for my friend i mean
sketchpuf: real cheap
sketchpuf : your a night person, right?
sketchpuf : good
courtjester5000: refer me to a vampire and i swear i'll make sure you get a kickback
sketchpuf: man, that just reminds me I should see what my old hot lesbian friend from high school is up to nowadays
sketchpuf: thanks man
sketchpuf: she was into that vampire shit
sketchpuf: or wiccan
sketchpuf: something gay like that
courtjester5000: a;sdijfasdf
courtjester5000: a lot of DJs are into that right?
sketchpuf: being gay? yeah
courtjester5000: i always hear them saying "wicca, wicca, wicca"
sketchpuf: badum pish
courtjester5000: hey, the writers guild is on strike
courtjester5000: i'm fully available
sketchpuf: are you trying to get a job on a cartoon, or coming onto me?
courtjester5000: do you need a gay monkey? i can do those
sketchpuf: do those how...?
courtjester5000: you know, people say we monkey around
courtjester5000: but i dont kiss and tell
sketchpuf: no, you kiss and scream
courtjester5000:
sketchpuf: I wish those would animate together
sketchpuf: OMG, that's a brilliant idea
courtjester5000: animated smileys on AIM!
courtjester5000: that eat letters and other smileys!
« Back to Voyeur IM
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